Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Remember the Summer of  65?
 When Star Trak first came out and we met the dashing young starship captain James Tiberious Kirk?
He was sex in tight pants.  It was the sixties.  Free Love.  Acid.  And he's on TV.
Oh, to be Kirk!
 
He lived the high life so well that by the second season he was 30 pounds heavier from all that rich food and free loving.
Even tighter pants!
This is the "summer of 66 girdle" for the busy successful business man who still wants to bag the young girls but doesnt Do diets...
IMAGE OF CAPTAIN KIRK IN A GRIDLE GOES HERE
 
Fast Forward to 1969
When they are filming the last year and Kirks is definitely Jowly
......and had to have an even more elaborate girdle
He and jim morrison used to hang together and got their girdles from the same place
PICTURE OF FAT JIM MORRISON WITH FAT SHATNER HERE
Sid the girdle guy
 
Well Sid's dead and the estate wants to capitalize on the fame and stories of his most famous 2 customers
thats what this website is about.
And selling girdles
 
(but we doint call them that anymore)
We call them SLIMMING SHIRTS
FIND SOME SLIMSHIRT COMPANY TO GIVE US $$$$ AND WE CAN SELL THEM THE LINK RIGHT HERE!
 
coming soon......
This is the hottest new Internet Startup that everyone  want' a piece of.  If it is a toupee you want you need to go to www.JamesTHairpiece.com
 
Time to make our first millions.
The time is ripe for men of a certain age to jump on the lucrative adult Diaper market.
 
Kirk was a trendsetter.  Who knew spandex would come around and make his bulky contraptions look like a flak jacket.?
Here at TBSI we want to explore the rich history of famous men in girdles.  Male Vanity. 
Is there a picture of fat Jim Morrison hanging out with fat captain kirk?
 
Is this the time to launch a Star Trek endorsed line of mens girdles to celebrate
 THE FASHION VISIONARY GENIUS
that is William Shatner's Girdle?
 
That sure sounds like a twitter account to me.
But what would William Shantner's Girdle tweet about?
Who will follow William Shatner's Girdle, design the tee-shirt.
the tee shirt that is made from lycra and isn't as bulky as the flak jacket looking thing that Captain Kisrk wore.